MS/HS Students and Parents,
For those who don’t know me, I am Mr. Rainear. I’ve been here a long time. I teach Math, Bible and other things. I also occasionally send annoying emails. Just to be clear, this email is in no way required reading. Reading it will not make you a smarter person, a better person, or a happier person. However, there may be prizes at the end for completing it. Science tells us that 67.4% of people will regret reading any further, so feel free to hit the little trash can icon now. For your own sanity, I recommend you hit the trash can icon now. If you choose to read farther, consider yourself warned.
Parents, it is an honor and a privilege to assist you in the training of your children. We take the responsibility seriously and soak it in prayer frequently. Look forward to a healthy, happy and “hearty” school year. (For the purposes of this email, hearty is to be defined as “when one’s heart grows closer in fellowship with God). If you made it to the end, congratulations and sorry. Because He Lives, Chris Rainear PS. Earlier in the email I used “further” and “farther”. I wasn’t sure which was right and I really didn’t care. Comments are closed.
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